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I'm The Cabana Boy - Satisfying My Wife & Her Friends UV Performance Shirt

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Regular price$35.00
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  • 90 day returns & free return labels
  • A truly unique gift
  • Ships from Florida

All orders ship out from Oldsmar, Florida within 2-3 business days. Expedited shipping options are available at checkout.

I'm The Cabana Boy - Satisfying My Wife & Her Friends UV Performance Shirt

Performance shirt details: 

  • Over 30+ UPF protection our Performance Shirt, you can be assured you are greatly reducing your risk for UV damage from the sun. They will also wick away moisture & dry fast if you push your cabana boy into the pool. Oops!

  • Our 4oz 100% poly material is reinforced to offer reduced pilling and is also snag resistant. Perfect when others are tugging on your shirt to get your attention.

  • Super soft. Attractive people will want to put their hands all over you just to touch it. You’ll pretend this is a huge imposition.

  • In other words, it's a damn good quality t-shirt. This is not some cheap, thin shirt that you buy at a big box store next to the motor oil and an 8 gallon drum of artificial coffee creamer.

Not sure what size you need? Check the size chart. These will fit a bit baggy for proper fit.

Care Instructions: Wash your performance shirt in cold water, hang dry or tumble low dry. Do not use bleach or fabric sheets.

Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.

If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.

Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.

Island Jay
Chief Relaxation Officer





About the fit of our I'm The Cabana Boy - Satisfying My Wife & Her Friends UV Performance Shirt

  • The relaxed fit is not skin tight and is for everyday wear. The t-shirt is stitched well and will hold up wash after wash. Click the size chart above to find your best fit.
  • The prints are vivid and have a soft feel to them.

How to care for your Cabana Boy T-Shirt:

  • Wash cold and hang dry. That's it!
  • We both know you are not going to hang dry this tee, so tumble dry low and it should be good.
  • You turned the dryer on high, didn't you? It will be fine if you do this from time to time. 
  • If you ever decide to iron your t-shirt (Trying hard not to laugh as I type this), be sure to iron it inside out.
    The Life of a Cabana Boy

    He may not always make his way in the realm of a Robert Louis Stevenson novel, or on the guest list of a yacht…hell, he may not even find his name at the bottom of a resort roll call list.

    The Cabana Boy knows when and where he is needed. His satisfaction comes from the happiness he brings his patrons. His happiness comes from the limited few that truly appreciate the services a Cabana Boy can provide.


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