Where is my Cabana Boy T-Shirt
Where is my Cabana Boy T-Shirt

Where is my Cabana Boy T-Shirt

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Regular price$27.95
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  • 90 day returns & free return labels
  • A truly unique gift
  • Ships from Florida

All orders ship out from Oldsmar, Florida within 2-3 business days. Expedited shipping options are available at checkout.

People simply don’t understand how difficult life can be without a Cabana Boy. Towels don’t just magically bring themselves, you know. Same goes for tropical refreshments. When you raise your hand to your mouth, you’ll look far more sophisticated if it’s holding a drink, not a fistful of air.  And is it unreasonable that you prefer to have lotion slathered on you by a handsome stranger whose name you’ll never pronounce correctly?

“Where’s my Cabana Boy?” isn’t just an innocuous question. It’s your birthright, dammit!

Congratulations on making the smartest purchase of your lifetime.

If anyone asks what you did today, just show them the Island Jay item you purchased and enjoy a well earned round of applause.

Your purchase grants you complete and unfettered access to Island Jay, a magical land of recreation and relaxation. It’s a place that you should strive to visit every day of your life, and it’s my job to help get you there. Don’t just dream the beach life, live it.

Island Jay
Chief Relaxation Officer



 

Trademark & Copyright Note: It has come to our attention that other websites, including sellers on eBay & Amazon, have been counterfeiting our designs. Pretenders, thieves, and unoriginal losers each and every one of them.

Not only are these criminals in violation of our legally protected trademarks and copyrights, they’re selling grossly inferior knock-offs at discount prices and hurting our good name in the process.

Please protect yourself and the good people who have built our brand by purchasing only from our website. 

About the fit of our Where is my Cabana Boy T-Shirt

  • The relaxed fit is not skin tight and is for everyday wear. The t-shirt is stitched well and will hold up wash after wash. Click the size chart above to find your best fit.
  • The prints are vivid and have a soft feel to them.

How to care for your Cabana Boy T-Shirt:

  • Wash cold and hang dry. That's it!
  • We both know you are not going to hang dry this tee, so tumble dry low and it should be good.
  • You turned the dryer on high, didn't you? It will be fine if you do this from time to time. 
  • If you ever decide to iron your t-shirt (Trying hard not to laugh as I type this), be sure to iron it inside out.
    The Life of a Cabana Boy

    He may not always make his way in the realm of a Robert Louis Stevenson novel, or on the guest list of a yacht…hell, he may not even find his name at the bottom of a resort roll call list.

    The Cabana Boy knows when and where he is needed. His satisfaction comes from the happiness he brings his patrons. His happiness comes from the limited few that truly appreciate the services a Cabana Boy can provide.

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